January 2012
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"Ain't born typical: Dos and Don'ts for a Femme"
i slapped a near stranger in the face tonight, full-force, because he wouldn’t stop insisting that i obviously wanted to fuck the women sitting next to me. i warned him that he would get a slapping for the inappropriate and offensive things he repeated over and over again, and he responded that he wanted it. When he finally did get a backhand in the face, he looked like he was going to cry....
Jan 29th
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“is it possible to love someone you don’t even like?”
Jan 27th
"drunk and british"
i’ve been typing one letter in the title line and the strangest things automatically pop up (see above). i spilt my drink and now have a 6x5 inch patch of whiskey on my bed. someone come lick it up…lick it up baby, lick it up.
Jan 27th
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Dopeness on the Coast.: Instinct and Coincidence... →
tubulartrevor: “I am a forest, and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for None and All + Chelsea Wolfe - Friedrichshain I was on my way back home When i stumbled upon A…
Jan 27th
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“I must see new things and investigate them. I want to taste dark water and see...”
– Egon Schiele (via slippyslop)
Jan 27th
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"A sucky music blog: Gloryhole"
i just turned in my first commissioned article and i’m having serious anxiety.
Jan 25th
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"I did the dishes while you read out loud:...
trying to roll a cigarette on ‘year of magical thinking’ while listening to ‘take care’ and trying not to cry. i refuse on so many principles.
Jan 25th
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McNally Jackson Bookmongers: Robert Walser's... →
nyrbclassics: Today is the publication date for Robert Walser’s Berlin Stories, a collection of his early stories set in Berlin where he followed his elder brother in 1905, all in original translations by Susan Bernofsky. We thought we’d share the first story in the book, titled…
Jan 24th
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metonymia: I want to have an anchor baby 
Jan 24th
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“I still don’t feel as though I’ve woken up just yet. This sounds...”
– shut up i am dreaming
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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don't fall
Whenever I think about how life isn’t real and this is just a dream the following songs get stuck in my head, depending on my mood: a) Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy b) R.E.M. - Losing My Religion c) Row Row Row Your Boat
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December 2011
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“So it was decided that Emma would be prevented from reading novels. The project...”
– From the Lydia Davis translation of Madame Bovary. McNally Jackson: Poisonmongers. (via mcnallyjackson)
Dec 30th
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because i have no idea how to reply to replies:
teej, let’s hang out and respectfully drool over lady pit-hair when you get back. in the meantime, feel free to invent a lady pit-hair emoticon.
Dec 27th
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because occasionally i allow this to become...
you have no idea how difficult it has been to prevent my tumblr from being a lady pit-hair appreciation blog. real talk. 
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P.S.
i almost forgot to mention! best part of the interview: we are outside, filming on the back deck right before sunset, when the dude who dances naked in his window whenever ladies are outside STARTS DOING HIS THING. the interviewer got footage of him dancing at us, full frontal. as well as his bum. thanks, mission neighbors!
Dec 23rd
some people from a neighborhood news blog came to my house today after work to poke around in my closet and have me talk about shoes/recite tongue twisters/play with the pup for two hours. in a few weeks i’m going to be all up on the internet. eeek. but seriously, i’m so not into fashion. slightly concerned about how i’ll come off when two hours of blathering on and on about key...
Dec 23rd
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Surprisingly, I am less sure than this guy on...
towirr: A gentleman named Farhad Manjoo just posted a proudly contrarian article on Slate explaining why independent bookstores are not only irrelevent but maybe even harmful. I work at an independent bookstore, so that’s an argument I’d be very very curious to see made well. Honestly, I know the failings of small booksellers as well as anyone, and it’d be good to see them articulated. But...
Dec 19th
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November 2011
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October 2011
22 posts
Today I learned...
eaudaria: lizardwalk: lavender-labia: …that a popular slang in Danish for having your period is “der er kommunister i lysthuset”, or, “there are communists in the funhouse.” Best. Expression. Ever. Always reblog this. thank you
Oct 31st
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