canonical grimaces

cinematic death mambo

The scariest thing at work is when I have to answer the phone.

what i did today (besides work, eat a kumara and feta bagette at modaks, and go grocery shopping): move all of the books from the floor to the newly arrived bookcases. take a tired selfie in the bathroom at work after filtering an excel spreadsheet from 3000 entries down to 800. accidentally take photo of sean and i instead of the cabinet because i still don’t know how to use my phone 

we’ve been buying furniture. cottage is starting to feel like a home.

i just checked snapchat for the first time in a month and have so many snaps (?) from you! i’m saving them until i figure out how one snapchats. i love you.

i just checked snapchat for the first time in a month and have so many snaps (?) from you! i’m saving them until i figure out how one snapchats. i love you.

(Source: caitlinstewart)


Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

i love all your cats and all your babies and all your delicious foods.

(via hemelbeestje)

hysterical in a floral dress | list of movies


a life goal is to one day see all of the movies on this list. every movie that i have seen that appears on this list has pleased me, and i think all of my favorite films can in fact be found on this list

i don’t know how the person who compiled this has seen all these movies, but it seems to be possible. if they can do it, i can do it

thanks gowns for sharing this definitive list of things i want to watch.

how i spent my easter vacation

Time Management

Once again, I ask: how exactly does one ‘Adult’?

cardboard cuts

Mushroom may yield big value

I am going to find this mushroom.

first national tsunami warning

also, the royals are in town today. the uni students are bummed b/c they didn’t come to the annual kegger on hyde street.

also, spent 9 hours in town yesterday watching ‘funny face’, ‘the third man’, and ‘on the waterfront’ at a beautiful 1930s theatre. today we’re going to the director’s cut of ‘lawrence of arabia’ and miyazaki’s final film.

also, started the day with a pulled back/neck muscle and tears of rage.

100% prefer writing cheesey affirmations whilst drunk to jumping out of windows when drunk.

Owch. Wine. Glad I get tipsy and maternal now instead of the deep dark of years ago.

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squidlfishous said: i have like 5 of those, maybe i have one that is way to small for me gotta check storage. won’t be monogrammed though.

awww, what a prime collection! not my initials, tho, just AP in big, beautiful, cursive.